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Features That Pack a Punch

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Blatant Anti-Littering of Lame Spam
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🔒 T.I.P. Lock

Total Inbox Protection
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🛡️ S.H.A.F.T. Guarantee

Secure Handling And Fully Trusted
WeighMyBalls.com doesn’t shaft you — we secure your data and never sell it behind your back.

🌍 S.C.R.O.T.E. Connect

Secure Cloud Relay Over Transport Environments
Handles your mail. Handles it well. No matter where you're handling it from.

💸 N.U.T.S. Plan

Nearly Unbelievable Testicular Savings
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Why Trust WeighMyBalls?

It’s secure, it’s sleek, and it’s slightly absurd — just the way we like it. Whether you’re a freelancer, a prankster, or someone who simply refuses boring email, WeighMyBalls is your new favorite inbox.

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